textually unattractive (adj.) [tekstʉwəli•ənɐtræktiv]
A description specific to adults who text like tweenage girls (i.e. tYping lyK dis!!), which mitigates all the otherwise appealing qualities they possess. e.g. "Ugh. Look at this SMS. Am I not worth full sentences? This is so textually unattractive; I'll have to break up with him over Skype because I just couldn't bear the ensuing text exchange."






Note: I think there is is a difference between fat fingers/abbreviations/acronyms/typos and actively sounding like an idiot. The latter is not getting you laid in any context of communication, bro.

Note also: This is only barely, loosely, not-even-really based on a real-life event and I would never break up with someone over Skype.

I would tweet that shit, like a real lady.